Not Quite a Visor, Not Yet a Hat

Today’s dose of sass is brought to you by my sleep-deprived, jet lagged ass. To say I am slap happy would be a serious understatement.

I love hats. As I write this post on my phone, sitting on the floor I’m the Dublin airport, I’m reminded of that more than ever, because pretty much everyone on my flight had an excellently floppy summer hat, and I did not. I had a girl in front of me who did not understand that you do not attempt to converse before coffee had been had in astronomical quantities. Do you know how alarming it is to have an unknown teen in braces STARING at you through the gap between the seats when all you can think is, “EURJBSBHSJSKD?” But I digress. I love hats. I may even buy one here.

What I don’t love are hats that are confused about what they are.

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Incontrovertible Proof

Okay.  I know I have ranted what probably seems or feels like many thousands of times about how leggings and tights ARE NOT pants.  I’ve provided many reasons for this, such as the whole camel-toe situation, the unforgiving nature of anything that skin-tight, and the see-through thing.

Today I can present two out of the three in a single picture.

I warn you, it may not be safe for work, lunch, or life.

I know, I’m as disturbed as you.

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