This Is A Disjointed Rant
July 27, 2012 5 Comments
I debated calling this post, “Horrible Things I Saw In An Airport”, but I felt like too much of an asshole taking pictures of people who, like me, are tired and trying to sleep on a horribly uncomfortable couch. Even I have my limits, and I think that to some extent, if you’re unfortunate enough to have to sleep in an airport, you get a small pass. That said, harem pants are inexcusable any time, particularly low-rise harem pants. Also ridiculous is a girl dressed like she’s going out who spent the early part of the overnight taking inexplicable pictures of herself and her surroundings, and the middle-aged woman wearing leggings so tight, I could see her cellulite. But I 1) wasn’t quick enough with the camera due to exhaustion, and 2) couldn’t be bothered.
I also debated talking about two trends that have apparently trickled from the deluded high fashion and into the mainstream, those being jumpsuits and those stupid skirts that are inexplicably sheer from the knees down, since I saw and failed to snap pictures of both of those yesterday. I don’t know what it is about jumpsuits, but I am reasonably certain that they make everyone’s ass look large, flabby, and ridiculous, particularly if your ass already tends slightly that way. I’m sorry I don’t have photographic evidence to back this up. I’ll stop slacking and hop to on that one.
And now for some actual content!
I have several points:
1) WHY ARE HER TIGHTS THAT SHEER!?
2) WHY IS SHE WEARING THEM AS PANTS!?
3) WHY ARE THERE HOLES DOWN THE SIDES!?
4) WHY IS SHE WEARING ORTHOPEDIC SHOES WITH HER TIGHTS!?
5) WHY IS SHE WEARING SOCKS AND TIGHTS!?
6) IS THAT THE CONTROL TOP OF HER TIGHTS OR HER PANTIES?! I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER.
7) WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!?!?
8) WHERE DO I GO TO GET SOME INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH BRAIN BLEACH!?!?!?!?
Today’s all caps commentary is brought to you by three hours of sleep on an airport couch. With any luck, normal posting (and by normal I mean consistently on-time) resumes Monday. In the meantime, a giant thanks to E for writing a guest post when I was completely unable to get to consistent internet, and thanks to you, my fabulous readers for sending in pictures (like today’s!) and generally being cool with my erratic posting schedule and technical difficulties.